How do you prefer your heroes?
— Tim Canterbury, The Office UK (2001) (via packplastic) (via flickflickflicker)
Why He’s Hot:
- Come on, he’s John Paul Cusack - the definition of GQMF. This man has been dropping panties for years.
- Forget about bed hair. Try sex hair. Oh my god, imagine running your fingers through those locks during sex? JIZZZZZZ.
- Girls love an action hero. The end of the world? He’s done that. Ex-cop who tries to stop a killer in a motel? Boom boom pow. Soldier boy? Helloooo nurse. I could go on, but you understand.
- That adorable smile that melts you into a puddle of goo. Yes, that kind of awkward shy little-kid-who-got-in-trouble kind of smile combined with that deep masculine voice and sense of humor is begging you to jump his bones.
- There are more reasons why he’s sexy, but to end this here, not only is John intellectual, but he’s spiritual as well. Spiritualism is the new sexy.
Come on, he’s john cusack! XD <3
After meeting with the client many more times than necessary, and nearing a finalized design for an astronomy t-shirt, “I really like everything you’ve done, but could you try using this font instead? I think it’d fit with the other design elements better.”
It was papyrus.
— Chuck Palahniuk (via chocolate-cigarettes) (via flickflickflicker)